KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

These are some funny things Mason has been saying lately:

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Mom: "No, Mason you can't have any more of daddy's jalepeno chips."

Mason: "I want daddy chips!!"

Mom: "No! They'll give you diarrhea!"

Mason: yelling, "I WANT DIARRHEA!"

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Mason playing on his pretend cell phone-

Mom: "Mason, you need to clean up your toys."

Mason: Putting his finger to his lips, "Sssh! Mom, I'm on phone." Puts phone back to his ear, "Sorry Kyson, talking to mom."

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Mason: "Where's daddy?"

Mom: "He went to work."

Mason: "Get money?"

Mom: chuckling, "Yep."

Mason: "Buy diapers for bum?"

Mom: laughing, "I guess so."

(Cory must have had a discussion with him)

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Mason watching tv in other room-

Mason: "Moooommm!!"

Mom: "What?"

Mason: "Come 'ere!"

Mom: "Why?"

Mason: "Lay by you!"

Mom: "I will in a minute, I'm busy."

Mason: "Moooommmm!"

Mom: "What?"

Mason: "Just talk-a to me!"

Mom: Walking in by him, "What do you want to talk about honey?"

Mason: "Mom, I love you sooooo much!" Gives me a hug

Mom: tickled, I hug him back "I love you so much too honey."

Mason: Pulling back from our hug and looks at me, "You get me pop and cheetos, kay?"

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Mason sitting at the computer pushing buttons-

Mom: "No Mason! Don't play on the computer."

Mason: "In minute, I'm busy!"

(Boy, they pick up things fast, don't they?!?)